So it’s no secret that we have a dog. Or that we have a totally spoiled dog that suffers from major separation anxiety. But what might not be common knowledge is that this little bitch has now figured out how to open fucking doors. Yes he can open any door either inward or outward …. Anyway today I left him in the kitchen to go shopping. Came home and he had escaped the kitchen and chewed his way through the blinds in the boot room (it’s a speciality of his)…. Plus, as always, he pissed on the floor.
/me <sighs>