Okay so I totally get it…. No one reads this, and that’s perfectly fine as it’s not for you. It’s for me!! But I have to make a recommendation. If for no one else, for my future self to recall the joy of this series. ‘Only Murders in the Building’ is right up my street. Totally my kind of humour. Perfectly formed and beautifully cast. If you’ve got a spare weekend make this your binge series. Hill air E ous…..

That’s all 😍

So it’s no secret that we have a dog. Or that we have a totally spoiled dog that suffers from major separation anxiety. But what might not be common knowledge is that this little bitch has now figured out how to open fucking doors. Yes he can open any door either inward or outward ….  Anyway today I left him in the kitchen to go shopping. Came home and he had escaped the kitchen and chewed his way through the blinds in the boot room (it’s a speciality of his)…. Plus, as always, he pissed on the floor.

/me <sighs>

Well obviously dinner. Another day another holler. And yes I’m going to bore the shit outta you all week with my amazing culinary skills. Actually the Broccoli mash was quite good and i twinned it with some French lentils. Proper good food. That and crispy skinned salmon fillet with a squeeze of lemon. Exquisite!!!! Ha I sound like Jamie Oliver loving his own shit.