Big news. HUGE. You’re just not going to able to contain your excitement. Hold onto your hat. Billie Eilish will be headlining Glasto next year. That’s it. Crazy innit. I need to take a day off just to get over it.
I mean well done to the girl. She managed to write down all that snowflake driven teenage angst into her home school diary and vomited it out to some tunes thrown together by her brother. But in all honesty, she’s not all that. We went to see her at Reading and she was basically standing onstage in her customary maudlin pose lip-syncing. LIP-SYNCING!!!!! If I wanted to see a good lip-sync I’d throw on an episode of Drag Race (actually much better than an angsty teenager imo)….
So there you have it. Billie Eilish @ Glasto 2021. Whoop-de-frigin-doo 🤪