The crocus of hope is popping it’s head out of the frost… 😅😅😅
We’re travelling on a one-way road to freedom… 🤣🤣🤣
February 2021
it seems like much longer but in reality we have only been locked down for just over two months now. Bizarrely the papers are stating just over a month. Perhaps more spin from the ministry of misinformation. Anyway regardless it seems like a lifetime. Maybe because this time around we’ve not had Mirek here it dragged out more. Well today’s the day we all get to listen to the governments big exit strategy. Reading the leaks online it sounds like it’s going to be the anticipated damp squid 🦑
- Schools back by March 8 (not bothered)
- Two households can meet outside by March 29 (whoop dee doo)
We are moving away from following the science to being data-driven. Well that really depends on who’s gathering the data. Most likely some cronies of Bojo or Handjob.
pass me the Brandy!
The perfect woodland track
So as you make your way through your woodland walk why not crack out your spotify app and scan this track. It’s the perfect track to take you from path to clearing. Watch out for this one showing up on a Tragic Diva production at some point in the not to distant future.
Saturday morning throwback
Who doesn’t love a bit of Mariah throwback
On the list for this weekend
- Get down to the allotment and finish preparing the beds
- Start planning my seed planting schedule
- Buy a new tent for my Summer camping weekends
- Service my road bike
I found a good article on servicing the bike here
https://roadcyclinguk.com/how-to/maintenance/ten-steps-to-service-your-bike-for-summer.html
also clean the garage out. I think it’s time to move the Fouton back upstairs.
While I’m thinking of it!
My Galaxy-S20 had a finger print scanner embedded in the front screen. It was ever so technically advanced I was awfully impressed. There was however one minor issue. It failed to read my finger print almost every time resulting in many frustrated utterings as I had to tap in my six digit passcode. My new iPhone on the other hand can unlock the phone with facial recognition even when I’m sitting in a pitch black room at night. That’s all!
The impending anti-climax
Monday is going to be a special day. The country is on edge. The excitement in anticipation of what’s to come with bojos announcement on the roadmap out of lockdown is palpable. Alas I fear this will be more of a fizzle than a bang. Get ready to be deflated. There will be no big gesture. Shops will not be packed to the rafters with bargain hunting hoards. No need to get that sequin dress out of the wardrobe just yet Sharon. Britain… prepare yourself for it is time to be seriously underwhelmed!
Make it as easy as impossible
I’m still working through the process of migration from google to apple. Some would say I’m going from one evil to another but I’ll be the judge of that.
I discovered one weird behaviour on chrome book today. Since I changed my google password and subsequently logged into the chrome book it deleted all of my local files because I could not remember the old password. Shocking to say the least.
Yay it’s the weekend
Never In the history of Danielkind has that phrase been uttered with such a lack of enthusiasm. I’m desperate for something, anything to do that is not being stuck in the house. It’s still a little too cold outside to get on the bike. I am a pure fair weather cyclist. Fingers and toes crossed for a good roadmap out of this on Monday.
A little bit of food porn
Who doesn’t love a little bit of food porn every now and then [well except for my friend Paul who apparently despises it]….. Todays offering is a seeded bloomer with pastrami, emmental, mustard mayo, sliced gerkins & saur kraut. Sweet baby jesus it was a true lunchtime treat!