it seems like much longer but in reality we have only been locked down for just over two months now. Bizarrely the papers are stating just over a month. Perhaps more spin from the ministry of misinformation. Anyway regardless it seems like a lifetime. Maybe because this time around we’ve not had Mirek here it dragged out more. Well today’s the day we all get to listen to the governments big exit strategy. Reading the leaks online it sounds like it’s going to be the anticipated damp squid 🦑 

• Schools back by March 8 (not bothered)
• Two households can meet outside by March 29 (whoop dee doo)

We are moving away from following the science to being data-driven. Well that really depends on who’s gathering the data. Most likely some cronies of Bojo or Handjob. 

pass me the Brandy!