Jesus Christ almighty what the fuck is The Eternals about. Honest to gawd if they were aiming to make a movie that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever they achieved that goal BIGTIME!!!!”
Everyone
February 2022
Where does it go?
Jesus Christ we’re one month into the year already. Time really does fly by!!! I’ve been keeping myself so busy since I got back from Ireland with walks, gym, allotment, and spa visits…. but still the time slips through my fingers. Before I know it we’ll be up to Easter and SnowBombing22. I’d better get my swerve on and start working on the next fancy dress costume. Onwards and upwards my friends, onwards and upwards 🙂
January 2022
It’s Astounding
Time is fleeting. Madness takes control. But listen closely. Not for very much longer…..
Saturday night at the New Theatre Oxford for the Rocky Horror. What an experience. Great cast and a very committed crowd. Being still on my start of year detox I was the designated driver but I have to say that in no way detracted from my enjoyment. Having these two mentalists with me upped the enjoyment levels a few notches as well.
The Metropolitan Police has asked senior civil servant Sue Gray to make “minimal reference” to events they are investigating in her report.”
Call me cynical but this all smacks of one big cover up. Let’s look at it from the high level. Every party they are investigating had no doubt members of the met on policing security detail with the PM. So it reveals that not just the PM but also the Met Police covered up what was going on at number 10 during the lockdowns.
Happy reunion
Every now and then someone comes back into your life and inserts a little bit of joy (and nostalgia) back into your step. Well that’s what happened this week when this mentalist Mr David Cooper arrived back in Reading for the first time in over twenty years. He has not changed one bit. Still as sharp as a pin and the funniest man I know. Good times and happy memories.
The dreaded gym
So today I started my Freeletics coaching app at the gym. It’s pretty cool to be honest as they play videos of the moves as you have to do them so it’s like having your own personal coach alongside you. I actually spent an hour in the muscle Mary room at the gym without feeling the slightest bit inadequate. Winner all round.
PDA
What is it with young couples who think it is normal and acceptable to get into a pool full of people and start acting like they are in a porn movie. For the love of Jehovah folks get out of the pool, leave the spa, and go the fuck home. I’m all for a quick snuggle, or a cuddle, even the odd sneaky kiss. But come on folks you’re not Tommy Lee Jones and Pamela Anderson on the family boat. Get packing you dirty birdies.
When ya got it flaunt it…
Im not gonna lie I totally adore this freakin supermodel of a doggy. But come on, look at the sheer beauty of this little monster. A door able… that is all!
Youth Graffiti is the best
There is nothing better than the raw messaging from a disillusioned youth. You heard it here first folks… war is a comin’
But how the hell are we gonna avoid the total mayhem that ensues???
Simples 😜