It’s like a never ending nightmare. Just as you think you’re out of the madness a new demon enters the arena. Like the crazed German terrorist crawling out from under the rubble at the end of Die Hard for one last stab at annihilation of the protagonist hero – Coronavirus has mutated and it’s ugly. Why does it always have to be at Christmas time. It could have done it during the World Cup, or even better the Cricket World Cup…. But no. Let’s go for fucking Christmas. That’ll really piss them off. Oh well. Time to Barton down the hatches and put on another seventeen kilos.