One of the interesting parts of sitting in an office at the end of the garden (with floor to ceiling glass) is witnessing the array of garden wildlife that passes by unnoticed from the main house. For the last month the squirrels have been super busy gathering as many acorns as they can locate and hiding them in various spots around the garden. Just watched on digging into the ground, hiding the nut, covering in and then placing leaves over the hole. Genius.
This is absolutely hands down my favourite show at the moment. The dates are so much fun. There’s a fair share of freaks and normal folks dating and the comments from the comedians are hilarious. Think goggle box meets first dates. Thank you NowTV.
Awww poor didums was late to the party and they’re not happy that there’s only ready salted crisps left. Demanding that they be given the best of the best before all the rest.
Bottom line. If you sign your contracts last you’re at the back of the queue. Don’t blame everyone else for your own inaction. If it looks like a glacier it probably moves at the speed of a glacier…. Step aside and let the nimble ones through please.
You know when you know something is inevitable. Waking up every day checking the updates section of a website. Waiting for one of your friends to send the ‘Have you seen..?’ WhatsApp message. Trawling emails searching for the dreaded ‘We are sorry to announce’ message. Well yesterday was that day. Finally Snowbombing has been cancelled. I knew it was coming, I could feel it, but I resisted in the vane hope that it would somehow miraculously slip through the net. Someone would forget to press send on the cancellation email and it would simply have to go ahead, but alas not. 2021 is shaping up to be as big a shitshow as 2020…..will we ever see normality restored?
I purchased tickets for Reading Festival last week. At this rate it could be the only festival that actually goes ahead and if that is the case the tickets will be as popular as Harry Styles at a girl guides convention.
If everything is cancelled but lockdown erases I’m setting up a Carlsberg Danish quarter in the back garden for the entire summer. The neighbours will hate me for it but my sanity will survive.