Okay so let’s talk about the fruit machines CEO Tim Cooke. Why is it that every time I see him I am waiting for him to pull of the mask and reveal that he is actually Owen Wilson, only to pull off another mask revealing that he is one of the alien lizard overlords that secretly control the world…. It’s not just me, is it??
September 2021
Confessions of a shopaholic
Honest to gawd I need an intervention. I’m shopping at a horrendous rate at the moment. Managed once again to double book an event. Old me is back again with a vengeance. I need to rein things in or I’ll have to get a new house to store all this crap.
Has Justin Bieber…
…been smoking the crack pipe again? Jesus christ on his bicycle of love. I’ve just watched the video for ‘Don’t go’ with Skillrex, Don Toliver & JB and he looks proper wretched. Like giving hand-jobs under waterloo bridge wretched. Come on bro …. clean up your act innit!!
My new obsession
Aussie Gold Hunters on Discovery+. It’s fascinating watching the amount of time and effort that these people put into making absolutely fuck-all! There are broken limbs, hearts, and some of the worst haircuts on modern broadcast media – but they stick at it through thick and thin, and a lot… I mean A LOT… of dust. It’s totally addictive!!!!
Breaking news
So apparently Liam Gallagher has fallen out of a helicopter whilst flying back from the Isle Of Wight festival. The sad news is that he survived. Oh well, better luck next time eh!!!!
When you need a break
Do it with style… doggy style!!
Could it be?
That red is my colour!!
Thank gawd for filters!
Yes it’s been filtered to within an inch of its life to the point where even Benson looks like a Crufts winner (in my mind he already is)… but hey when I look back at this image in 10yrs I’ll believe it was true.
King of The Republic of Bensonia
This is what real love looks like. The King sitting on my bed keeping watch in case he hears a sausage dropping into a frying pan 😀