• In space no one is capable of chasing and catching a 3yr old toddler.
  • If you get stabbed straight through with a light saber it is 100% survivable.
  • If you work for the Empire you are totally incapable of firing a shot on target.
  • If Ben wasn’t such a pussy we’d never have had to deal with all the Death Star crap.

There is so much more but I need to un-Disneyfy my brain to think about it.