What is it with young couples who think it is normal and acceptable to get into a pool full of people and start acting like they are in a porn movie. For the love of Jehovah folks get out of the pool, leave the spa, and go the fuck home. I’m all for a quick snuggle, or a cuddle, even the odd sneaky kiss. But come on folks you’re not Tommy Lee Jones and Pamela Anderson on the family boat. Get packing you dirty birdies.