{"id":915,"date":"2021-11-27T08:52:36","date_gmt":"2021-11-27T08:52:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/?p=915"},"modified":"2021-11-27T08:53:57","modified_gmt":"2021-11-27T08:53:57","slug":"omicrons-gonna-get-ya","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/2021\/11\/27\/omicrons-gonna-get-ya\/","title":{"rendered":"Omicron\u2019s gonna get ya!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-916\" src=\"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/EF2A7A80-E12B-4495-8792-F8554AE5DD6C-300x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/EF2A7A80-E12B-4495-8792-F8554AE5DD6C-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/EF2A7A80-E12B-4495-8792-F8554AE5DD6C-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/EF2A7A80-E12B-4495-8792-F8554AE5DD6C.png 451w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>It\u2019s like a never ending nightmare. Just as you think you\u2019re out of the madness a new demon enters the arena. Like the crazed German terrorist crawling out from under the rubble at the end of Die Hard for one last stab at annihilation of the protagonist hero &#8211; Coronavirus has mutated and it\u2019s ugly. Why does it always have to be at Christmas time. It could have done it during the World Cup, or even better the Cricket World Cup\u2026. But no. Let\u2019s go for fucking Christmas. That\u2019ll really piss them off. Oh well. Time to Barton down the hatches and put on another seventeen kilos.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-915\" data-postid=\"915\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-915 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s like a never ending nightmare. Just as you think you\u2019re out of the madness a new demon enters the arena. Like the crazed German terrorist crawling out from under the rubble at the end of Die Hard for one last stab at annihilation of the protagonist hero &#8211; Coronavirus has mutated and it\u2019s ugly. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=915"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/915\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":920,"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/915\/revisions\/920"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}