{"id":779,"date":"2021-10-04T10:41:21","date_gmt":"2021-10-04T10:41:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/?p=779"},"modified":"2021-10-04T19:34:54","modified_gmt":"2021-10-04T19:34:54","slug":"the-glasto-pr-machine-has-started-up-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/2021\/10\/04\/the-glasto-pr-machine-has-started-up-again\/","title":{"rendered":"The Glasto PR machine has started up again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Big news. HUGE. You\u2019re just not going to able to contain your excitement. Hold onto your hat. Billie Eilish will be headlining Glasto next year. That\u2019s it. Crazy innit. \u00a0I need to take a day off just to get over it.<\/p>\n<p>I mean well done to the girl. She managed to write down all that snowflake driven teenage angst into her home school diary and vomited it out to some tunes thrown together by her brother. But in all honesty, she\u2019s not all that. We went to see her at Reading and she was basically standing onstage in her customary maudlin pose lip-syncing. LIP-SYNCING!!!!! If I wanted to see a good lip-sync I\u2019d throw on an episode of Drag Race (actually much better than an angsty teenager imo)\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>So there you have it. Billie Eilish @ Glasto 2021. Whoop-de-frigin-doo \ud83e\udd2a<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-779\" data-postid=\"779\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-779 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Big news. HUGE. You\u2019re just not going to able to contain your excitement. Hold onto your hat. Billie Eilish will be headlining Glasto next year. That\u2019s it. Crazy innit. \u00a0I need to take a day off just to get over it. I mean well done to the girl. She managed to write down all that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-779","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/779","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=779"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/779\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":790,"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/779\/revisions\/790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=779"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=779"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=779"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}