{"id":760,"date":"2021-10-01T06:35:55","date_gmt":"2021-10-01T06:35:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/?p=760"},"modified":"2021-10-01T06:35:55","modified_gmt":"2021-10-01T06:35:55","slug":"you-literally-couldnt-make-it-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/2021\/10\/01\/you-literally-couldnt-make-it-up\/","title":{"rendered":"You literally couldn\u2019t make it up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-761\" src=\"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/2DD3AF8A-5F60-4642-8EB2-7348574F3A54-300x153.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"153\" srcset=\"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/2DD3AF8A-5F60-4642-8EB2-7348574F3A54-300x153.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/2DD3AF8A-5F60-4642-8EB2-7348574F3A54-1024x522.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/2DD3AF8A-5F60-4642-8EB2-7348574F3A54-768x391.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/2DD3AF8A-5F60-4642-8EB2-7348574F3A54.jpeg 1284w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So it\u2019s been reported that Married First Sight UK\u2019s contestant Nikita Jasmine has been removed from the show for excessive aggression! Jasmine, 26, from Durham, was asked to leave the E4 programme after &#8220;a situation escalated off camera&#8221;, according to a Channel 4 statement.<\/p>\n<p>Now here\u2019s the rub\u2026.She has apologised, Channel 4 said. Her agent declined to comment to the BBC. HER AGENT!!!!<\/p>\n<p>So much for matching real people. \u00a0It\u2019s going down the same route as love island and big brother. From real people off the street to lips and tits pumped, wannabe actors with agents pretending to want to find love. Coming to a KFC near you soon!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-760\" data-postid=\"760\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-760 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So it\u2019s been reported that Married First Sight UK\u2019s contestant Nikita Jasmine has been removed from the show for excessive aggression! Jasmine, 26, from Durham, was asked to leave the E4 programme after &#8220;a situation escalated off camera&#8221;, according to a Channel 4 statement. Now here\u2019s the rub\u2026.She has apologised, Channel 4 said. Her agent [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=760"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":763,"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760\/revisions\/763"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spookydaffodils.com\/wp55\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}